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Missing the Electric Turkey Knife

The holidays. I’m already exhausted by the creative jealousy I feel for others’ Elf on the Shelf photo montages. Not that I have an Elf on the Shelf, or children old enough to understand what that is. ┬áBut still…those moms … Continue reading

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